Little Zombie Tidbit.

wow. so i'm sane. want proof?

            I sometimes wondered why I survived. Why me, out of everyone in my town, was the one left standing. I could only think of one thing to answer that question. I was so unappealing to anyone, that even the bloodthirsty zombies didn’t want me.

            It’s amazing that ugliness ended up being my saving factor.

            And a bit depressing, considering I didn’t actually find myself half bad before now. Well, fuck that. If ugliness left me with more than an ounce of humanity left, then I’m pretty okay with it. I’d rather be an grotesque human than a gorgeous zombie.

            What constitutes a gorgeous zombie anyway? Blood and guts in just the right places?

            …

            You know you’ve been affected by this shit hole of a world when you start making jokes about those out to maim you. Well, not exactly maim, but maiming and devouring are pretty much the same thing right? No? Not even close? The way I see it, you die either way. At least one way doesn’t make you want to loose your lunch – or take a bullet to the head - as much as the other. ‘Cause everyone gets a bit suicidal when you just could be the last person left in this world.

            Okay, the last human that doesn’t have an intense affection for the taste of man brains.

            Braiiinnssssssssss…

            I guess George Romero had one thing right in Night of the Living Dead.

Weather. Books. Zombies.

by the time I get home, I may be able to actually wear all the shorts I bought. :)

but alas, I'm exagerating quite a bit. it's only thirteen degrees last i checked. =S is it sad that i'm... dare i say it, actually thinking i'll miss the cold sometimes? okay, more like i'll miss not getting weird looks when i wear devons hat but whatever.

it says a lot about you what you carry in your purse. for example, my friend keyana bring this tna purse to school with her everyday. honestly, sometimes we peek in it - she doesn't give a crap - and we can't not laugh because of how much junk she has in there. she has at least three full sized hand creams, a normal sized bath and body works spray, five fruit roll ups, tampons, tissues, her entire lunch, lip gloss, etc. i wonder why she even uses her knapsack when she just hauls her purse wherever she goes. technically, she only needs it for her math textbook.

and we just saw the lincoln lawyer. great - but insanely nerve fraying - movie. good job, mister matthew, good job.

then we went to barnes and noble where i found two promising books. one is by the same author as the book CANDOR which was actually ... *shivers* amazingly memorable. it's called DROUGHT and sounds interesting. the other was is sort of fluffy and looks a bit like an attempt at being a page turner but ... meh, i don't quite feel it'll reach it. who knows though, right?

and now i'm writing a story about Alice Evans, a sarcastic teenager caught in a zombie apocalypse. fun, right?

My Mother Has Gone Insane.

so my sister just came into our hotel room (we're in florida) and told me she had news for me.

what was her news?

my mother wants her, dana and i to get our belly button pierced. and she's serious. and she's talking before this vacation ends. HOLYSHAHSDAJSDHASLDJHASL.

yeah.

kbye.

charlotte.

florida here i come!

SOOOOOOO i just got my hair done! :)

i love going to my hairdresser. i've been going to her since i was in my mothers stomach and she treats us like part of the famjam. like my mom dropped me off then left and she got me a drink and stuff and we talked about her nieces and her dog while she put the dy in my hair. she died it really dark like i like it but even darker than usual. it's good though cause i love the color and it's going to probs lighten up a bit in florida. :) then she cut it and it's crazy long now, it goes over her chair! and i got a deep conditioning treatment and a blow out so it's all good.

so i am SOOO ready for florida. my hair is done, my skin is great and i have my new bikini body ready! all of my clothing and stuff - minus the camera, phone and computer - is spread out all over my floor. i gots my slippers, the new seventeen magazine, my ARITZIA phone case and my huge loopy belt. aswell as my purple pencil skirt and perriwinkle blue dress. i am just so excited for life! first time with my new bathing suit aswell!

ta-taaaa!

competition numero uno.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO , long day of competing :)

so this weekend is the first competition of the season and so far it's going well!

we started friday (last) night with our lyrical group, down to the river to pray. it went well though my hair kept getting in my damn face the entire time! :( we got an emerald and second. the only reason we lost to the first group though is because they got penis points. =S

today i started with my tap solo. i got 5 out of 8 people. i thought i did better to be honest but who knows.

then we had ballet which was fun. it's character ballet and we were dressed as ninjas in black and gold and black and red. we got DIAMOND for that and we weren't against anyone. :D it was awessommeee. it was so amazing because we didn't think we did that well and also usually judges H-A-T-E character ballet and they mark it horribly. one year we had this awesome number called Zoonotic where we had sick costumes and amazing choreography and the judges faild us at competitions because they were jealous of our rad skills.

THEN we had my favorite number, in the basement. so this dance has a history. we're against another group from our studio that is made up of new people. they have our old choreographer as well and therefore some of the same choreography from last year. though we're perfectly civil and good friends with one another, there's unspoken MAJOR competition between the dances. our dance is in a red skimpy fringe outfit and we have pony tails ON TOP OF OUR HEADS and poofs. their dance is in fishnets and a black and gold one piece. so basically, we won and got emerald (though our head of studio said that we had to be majorly close to getting a diamond) and they got second and emerald. we also got a special away though and the judge said:
       "where are all the girls from In The Basement? *insert us screaming here* i saved you for last for a reason. oh. my. god. were you girls on fire! i gave you the burning up the dance floor award because you had so much energy and you attacked every movement and gave everything your all!"
        so we were pretty jazzed. :) it was funny though, before we went onstage we were all so hyper and jumping around and someone from the other group leaned in and whispered to their friend, 'we're screwed'. :D it made me laugh.

so that's it! more to come tomorrow!

R.I.P

rest peacefully, sarah. you are the most beautiful, strongest and bravest little girl i've ever had the honor of knowing. we love you sweetie.